#he’s so dad. full stop

[lanabenikosdoormat]

celebrating marr monday by giving that father figure sith lord a big boop on his head

[undertheredhood]

any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*

their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”

[sysig]

Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

Bonus:

He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

[mamawasatesttube]

god i need to write more fics that at least tangentially get into gender. because i know that timkon are t4t in every fic i write but it doesnt always come up. and god knows its just me peddling my little rowboat alone in the t4t timkon waters. 😭 i gotta... i gotta keep kontributing... the trans tim and nonbinary kon tags, they need me...

[puppetmaster13u]

SO. Thinkin of This AU/Thread of ideas. Y'know, Halfa Jason adopting the entire liminal class. That one.

But what if, Dragon. Because I am in fact weak to dragon AUs. And I could draw them, but instead have scrys beneath the keep reading bit.

So, Ghosts are Dragons sort of AU. Which means that the people in Crime Alley debate on whether local dad Peter (Who is totally with Red Hood they're sure) & the kids are dragon-based metas, or in fact straight up dragons disguised as humans.

Jason isn't exactly oblivious about this per se, but like, dude also has 13 kids ranging from 4 to 6 who are also both very powerful and also traumatized from the whole GIW experiments going on. So. He's understandable more than a bit Distracted.

Jason [Star Core] & Jazz [Ocean Core] & Jordan [Sun Core]

Kyle [Shadow Core] & Kwan [Wind Core] & Dash [Speed Core]

Wes [Light Core] & Paulina [Fire Core] & Star [Electric Core]

Sam [Life Core] & Tucker [Storm Core] & Valerie [Metal Core]

Ellie [Moon Core] & Danny [Space Core] [& Bonus Fright Knight just Because]

Also have link to the designs of the fam for the base Au

Psspspsps @mkarchin713 @radiance1 @hdgnj @theobliviousshipper perhaps u may enjoy or have ideas

[littlefankingdom]

The Batman fandom infantilizing a near 30 years old white man taking in a child, saying he was a brother more than a father as if he wasn't a full grown adult taking in a child he could have birthed, but parentifying a brown young adult taking in his brother pre-teen for less than a year, saying he was a father more than a brother (only a year is barely enough but ok), or saying he was more a father to his other brothers than Bruce, when he met them when he was 18 and 21 is making me uncomfortable, ngl.

Like, Bruce is a "kid" when he became Dick's guardian when he canonically was over 25 (he started being Batman at 25), and a brother to him when he raised him for 10 years (and Dick probably has not many memories from before Bruce now), but Dick is a "father" to Damian he only had as his charge for less than a year, half of which they were fighting each others??? Make it make sense???

[introspectivememories]

can i be honest? i dont think tim and bear have a really grand proposal. i think it happens at their apartment that they got bc bear finally put his foot down and went "baby you're immunocompromised. you cannot live on a murderboat on the gotham river" and tim reluctantly gives in but not without finding some random apartment complex that's still near the marina so he can go down and get his ass beat at poker by pie. and so it happens late at night, when tim is in nightwing sleep shorts and bear's old band tee on and bear is in some horrendous anime sweats and no shirt because their home is the only place he's ever felt comfortable leaving his scars out. and the lamplight gives a soft hazy glow to bear's tattoos and tim reaches under the shirt to scratch and in the movement bear can see the bear tim got tattooed onto his hip and he can't help grin softly. and they're both sitting on the couch as some lame ass procedural drama goes on in the background and they're eating batburger. tim's got the nightwing special and bear has the sword robin combo. and the ringbox is burning a hole through bear's thigh and tim makes some stupid comment about how lame meredith sounds begging some guy to love her and all bear can think is how much he loves this boy. so he gets up to get some water and he positions his phone so that he can get the best video bc tim is a sucker for home video and he plops down on the sofa hard enough that tim turns around to complain except bear is holding the ringbox open with a soft "marry me?" and tim goes "what?" and bear says "baby i have loved you since you walked through the gates of our high school and i loved you when you left and i loved you when you came back. i love the way you talk to yourself and i love the way dance when i put music on. and i even love the fact that you shove your ice cold feet in my shins every night. and i don't know exactly what to say except that i want to do this everyday until you get dentures and i get a hip replacement. and i want to be horny in the old age home and-" and tim cuts him off sob-laughing and says "can i say yes now?" and bear who is also crying says "wait, let me finish love. -and i want to do this in as many lives as we get together. so all this to says, timothy jackson drake, will you marry me?" and tim launches himself bear and shouts "yes, yes, yes! a thousand times over, yes" and they're sobbing as they slip the rings on each other.

[vaguely-concerned]

I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today

[zesty-alt]

Hot dad next door with empty nest syndrome now that his last kid's gone off to college...well, only one way to fix that!

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

Verschlimmbessern: A German word for making something worse while trying to make it better. Example: half of a bottle of shampoo spilled in my cloth bag because I was running to catch a tram. everything was fucked. went into a gas station bathroom to try to wash the items and the bag as well as I could before proceeding home

[the-faultofdaedalus]

shadowheart is a werewolf you CANT change my mind

[idontmindifuforgetme]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

[mccleans]

i've gone to sleep angry and woken up angry every day since last saturday

[padfootastic]

this was supposed to be a NORMAL chapter with harry telling sirius everything he’d been upto but then it just. took a hard left and now i’ve got sirius’ grief and insecurities and harry’s rage all coming out and refusing to leave. james, somehow, has also made an appearance???? (in spirit only yes but that is still more than i expected good god)

“Merlin,” Sirius said, dazed. “I think that, right there, was the most James-like thing I’ve ever heard you say or do. And that’s really saying something after some of the things I’ve seen.”

Sirius continued, “James was, god, Harry, he was so protective. Could never stand by while one of his people were in danger or hurt. Hell, sometimes he didn’t even need to know someone to stand up for them. At least half his detentions came from him not being able to stop himself from stepping between an idiot and a hex.”

“Your father thought he needed to protect the entire world,” Sirius waved a hand dismissively, though it was clearly too fond to mean anything else, “Even if some people don’t need it, or didn’t deserve to be saved.”

“I can’t tell you how many chances he gave me,” Sirius said, laughing bitterly and oh. Suddenly, it made perfect sense.

“And now you stand here, and all I can see is how you have the very best parts of your father in you.”

[sonknuxadow]

people take the "youre my mom and dad and picket fence" line way too literally and i think a big part of the cause for that is that a lot of people just pass the clip around by itself without watching the episode its from .. the story of that episode is that tails gets hurt so sonic is like Okay im just putting you in danger by letting you follow me everywhere so we're going to find you a family to live with. and then they find one that seems perfect and sonic is like wow ... a mom ... a dad .. a picket fence ... so sonic leaves tails with them and immediately regrets it and misses him and when things go wrong for other reasons sonic apologizes and says he just wanted tails to have a real family . and tails says he already has a real family in sonic and says the thing about sonic being his mom and dad and picket fence as a callback to that earlier scene . so the point there isnt "sonic is a parental figure to tails" its "sonic and tails dont need all that stuff to be a family they have eachother and thats enough". hello is anyone listening to me

[softshuji]

eldest daughter syndrome really do be kicking my ass tbh